Soup Game - earlog-veggieland

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:01 PM

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-----Phase 1----- VEGGIELAND This is Veggieland, the slice that's filled to the brim with vegetables and fruits of all kinds! There's even a few other ingredients here, like basil, mint leafs, and other such things. There appears to be a box full of strange-looking items over there, and you can take one from it. It's the typing cookers!

It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)

It looks like there's a few vegetable-related utensils, like some peelers over there, and... is that a blender? That looks dangerous! Especially at your size. You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to MEATLAND, CANDYLAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934249377881522196/inline_image_preview.png

Stirfry

2/2 HP

Interceptomato

3/3 HP

footballhelmet

VISIBLE This looks like a strong helmet! It will block 0.5 damage on all attacks.

Ping

3/3 HP

@Stirfry @Interceptomato @Ping

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:02 PM

HOO HA

ME? IN VEGGIE LAND? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A FRUIT

Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:03 PM

Well, why of course you are! Large enough to be that crate of tomatoes that never arrived...

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:04 PM

Ah, greetings, tomato friend! My name is Stirfry!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:04 PM

TOUCH ME AND YOU'RE DEAD MEAT PAL

HELLO

IT IS ME

THE GREAT INTERCEPTOMATO

NOBODY GETS PAST ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

WHAT FOOD ARE YOU EVEN

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:05 PM

I am a chef!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:05 PM

STAY AWAY FROM ME

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM

Do n-not worry, my tomato compatriot; for I have bigger worries at hand!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM

I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CHUCK YOU INTO LAST THURSDAY

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM

My beloved bearowl baby, Flipcup, has gone missing!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM

BEAROWL?

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM

H-houchie mama! You might n-not want to do that!

Yes, my little Flipcup is very feisty!

Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM

Ooh! Feisty ingredients!

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM

Flipcup i-is not food!

Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM

I've always heard ones like you are a bit spicy!

Oh, not you, the red one!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM

I'M THROWING THIS FUCKER INTO THE BLENDER

Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:08 PM

W-w-well what I meant to say was

Um... hehe it's so funny I said that-

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:08 PM

By the beak of my own! Tomato, that's an excellent idea!

Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:08 PM

Well, it's just that you're

Um

A good tomato!

Is all

For tomato things that I have nothing to do with whatsoever

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:09 PM

I'LL FORGIVE YOUR INDISCRETION THIS TIME

BUT DON'T FUCK WITH ME

YOU'LL SEE A SMACKDOWN PREVIOUSLY UNHEARD OF ON THIS EARTH

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:09 PM

Don't fuck with Stirfry, bitch!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM

I'M GOING TO THE MEAT SECTION

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM

Anyways, I t-think I am going to see if I can find myself a... ehehehehe... gourd.

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM

ALL COWARDS STAY BEHIND, ALL BRAVE FELLOWS FOLLOW

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM

And then... the TENT!

Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:14 PM

Well, I'm sure not a coward, any who do you- er... nevermind.

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:15 PM

SPEAK UP OR DON'T SPEAK AT ALL I SAY

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:15 PM

[FIVE MINUTES LEFT]

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:15 PM

THAT'S A LIFE LESSON

SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:15 PM

Stirfry opens his mouth, and a recording of what Interceptomato literally just said comes up.

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:16 PM

I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN YOU SAY WHAT I SAY

THIS IS A POSITIVE DEVELOPMENT

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:16 PM

I a-agree!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:17 PM

YOU KNOW ISN'T IT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE HOW WE MANAGE UP HERE TOGETHER

SOMEHOW IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE COINCIDENCE

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:18 PM

I c-changed my mind, I am going to see what is in that strange box! Perhaps Flipcuuuup is in there~!

It is quite the strange h-happenstance!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:18 PM

YOU'D HIDE YOUR SON IN A BOX? THAT'S FUCKED UP MAN

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:18 PM

H-he got loose!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:18 PM

COMPASSION IS THE KEY TO PARENTING

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:19 PM

F-flipcup loves to be fr-

I am compassionate!

Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:19 PM

https://tenor.com/view/default-dance-fortnite-dance-fortnite-miku-hatsune-miku-gif-21946239

Dances on pizzabox nearby

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM

WOMEN

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM

H-HATSUNE MIKU!

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM

WOMAN RATHER

Stirfry BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM

M-Mr. DeBonesby told me you were real, but I n-never believed him...

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:22 PM

LOCK

1

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:36 PM

Interceptomato pumps himself up!

UUUAAAAARRRGHHH

HE'S PUMPED UP!

Ping goes around the area to take a radish and a typing cooker.

Stirfry decides to take another cooker, and...

He seems to be focusing on another area.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:46 PM

(edited)

Stirfry moved to tent

Interceptomato moved to meatland

Ping moved to meatland

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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:46 PM

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-----Phase 2----- VEGGIELAND This is Veggieland, the slice that's filled to the brim with vegetables and fruits of all kinds! There's even a few other ingredients here, like basil, mint leafs, and other such things. There appears to be a box full of strange-looking items over there, and you can take one from it. It's the typing cookers!

It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)

It looks like there's a few vegetable-related utensils, like some peelers over there, and... is that a blender? That looks dangerous! Especially at your size. You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to MEATLAND, CANDYLAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934249377881522196/inline_image_preview.png

Tonio Trussardi

3/3 HP

robotcow

VISIBLE -v It's Robot Cow from Return of the Robots! If you put something in their stomach maybe something good will come out later?

chefknife

VISIBLE -v A sharp chefsknife

Hell's Chef

3/3 HP

cleaver

BIG This is a MASSIVE cleaver! It looks sharp. Very sharp. It can cut though just about anything. It also deals 1.75 hearts of damage.

Killer Bean

3/3 HP

bangercooker

VISIBLE It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)

Flipcup

3/3 HP

@Tonio Trussardi @Hell's Chef @Killer Bean @Flipcup

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:47 PM

COME TO BRITAIN FUCKERS

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:47 PM

Ah, New people!

Let me introduce myself.

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM

I'll come to Britain when I'm dead.

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM

WELL IT'S NOT REALLY BRITAIN IT'S JUST A SHOW VENUE FOR A BRITISH SHOW

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM

My name is Tonio Trussardi

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM

BUT IT'S MORE CONVENIENT TO SAY COME TO BRITAIN

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM

I am searching for the world for the greatest ingredients for my Italian Cuisine.

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM

YOU SHOULD PARTICIPATE IN THE COOKING COMPETITION

WITH YOUR ITALIAN CUISINE

I BET IT'LL ROCK THE SOCKS OFF THE JUDGES

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM

Cooking competiton?

Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM

...

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM

YEAH THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF

Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM

The nuisance followed us...

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM

FUCK YOU I GO WHERE I WANT

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM

Haven't you heard? This bird has been screaming about it from the rooftops.

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM

I don't care for competitiveness that much, but more people willing to try my cooking will always please me. (edited)

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM

I'm going to eat my pizza.

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM

Hmm... I think he might be the guy.

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:52 PM

The guy?

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:52 PM

Hey, baldy! Over here! Did you have any business with me?

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:52 PM

Baldy?

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:52 PM

The guy with the pizza.

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM

Me?

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM

We are on a pizza?

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM

I don't do business with food.

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM

Yeah, you. You're not with the Shadow Agency?

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM

I don't know what that is.

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:54 PM

You're both bald to me.

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:54 PM

Well, yeah. I'm a bean.

Seems to me like you're not the guy, but still... I've got my eye on you.

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:56 PM

Hm, Would any of you like to enjoy my Italian dishes?

Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:56 PM

I... don't eat other's cooking.

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:56 PM

Fair enough.

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM

I don't have time to eat. I love a good meal, but I've gotta take down any threats in the area first.

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM

YOU SOUND BORING

Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 05:59 PM

You sound desperate for contestants.

Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 05:59 PM

I agree.

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:01 PM

GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THE CONTEST

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:01 PM

I'd love to join, I just need to collect my ingredients

Flipcup BOT 22-Jan-22 06:01 PM

BUT I'VE GOT A JOB AND I'M DOING IT

I'VE GOT TO BE INDEPENDENT!!

Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 06:05 PM

Hah!

You do you, bean.

But my offer for my cooking still stands.

My cooking is one to heal, or even increase rolls.

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:08 PM

LOCK

1

Flipcup approaches Killer Bean with a smug look on its face.

He speaks up.

"HEY WHATS THAT ON YOUR SHIRT"

Instead of looking down, Killer Bean starts breakdancing!

...

This is a garbage dance.

This is unacceptable.

Hell's Chef seems to be thinking hard.

https://tenor.com/view/hangover-math-mathematics-equation-lol-gif-5822639

What incredibly complex action is he going to do?

Everybody gets ready.

He walks closer to the plant and leaves section of the area, right next to a pumpkin.

He picks up the pumpkin.

..

Is that it?

I guess that's it.

Tonio is going around the area, collecting a bunch of different veggies!

Neat.

1

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:34 PM

(edited)

Tonio Trussardi moved to candyland

Hell's Chef moved to meatland

Killer Bean moved to meatland

Flipcup moved to tent

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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM

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-----Phase 3----- VEGGIELAND This is Veggieland, the slice that's filled to the brim with vegetables and fruits of all kinds! There's even a few other ingredients here, like basil, mint leafs, and other such things. There appears to be a box full of strange-looking items over there, and you can take one from it. It's the typing cookers!

It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)

It looks like there's a few vegetable-related utensils, like some peelers over there, and... is that a blender? That looks dangerous! Especially at your size. You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to MEATLAND, CANDYLAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934249377881522196/inline_image_preview.png

A Tomato

2/3 HP

Chefinoff

3/3 HP

metacooker

VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)

@A Tomato @Chefinoff

A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM

Blgbgbgl.... Blotherfucker.

Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM

Drat...Of course they didn't have the pork I needed. No matter...I need to continue my recipe!

Some peace and quiet is nice, at least.

I should at least be able to find mushrooms around here...But where in the world is all the seafood?! This place truly is unrefined. I need to talk to someone about this later.

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:47 PM

I've decided.

I'm going to eat meatland.

They insulted me.

Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 06:48 PM

...The entire land?

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:48 PM

Yes.

This is my pizza.

I am the one who eats.

Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 06:49 PM

...Scary.

A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:54 PM

Can you eat the bloast then too, please?

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:54 PM

Yes.

It's on my pizza.

It's my toast.

LOCK

Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:15 PM

Chefinoff looks around for...

Ah ha! Yes, here they are

Matsutake Mushrooms!

And takes EXACTLY 7 of them

Good good good

Tomato finds some basil and rolls around in it

...hmm...

not bad....

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM

(edited)

A Tomato moved to tent

Chefinoff moved to tent

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM

-----Phase 4----- VEGGIELAND This is Veggieland, the slice that's filled to the brim with vegetables and fruits of all kinds! There's even a few other ingredients here, like basil, mint leafs, and other such things. There appears to be a box full of strange-looking items over there, and you can take one from it. It's the typing cookers!

It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)

It looks like there's a few vegetable-related utensils, like some peelers over there, and... is that a blender? That looks dangerous! Especially at your size. The way to MEATLAND is gone, because MEATLAND is gone! There's some meat here though, a hot dog, a sausage, and something that looks like...is that an onion? What was that doing in meatland? You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to CANDYLAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934249377881522196/inline_image_preview.png

Paul Hollywood

3/3 HP

@Paul Hollywood

Paul Hollywood appeared from ???

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM

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Paul Hollywood tent ---> veggieland